Kung Fu Mistress
So after a few trusted discussions, one thing has been made clear: I have absolutely no sense for female deception. SHIT.
~~~I need to work on this naivity issue~~~
Sign me up for some sort of hardened Kung-Fu broad (“Yes, Mistress!”). A teacher who will make me punch boards and read dating columns, Karate Kid style.
Wait, what did my friend say exactly…?
“Girls know how other girls work.”
Armed with this sort of training, I will be near ninja. I will come and go like wind. I will move and flow like water. And fire? Yeah, bitch!
Will bring it.
Time to play me some “Eye of the Tiger” and get to work.
– Blas
12 months ago